Swedish Translation; this is what it was supposed to be but apparently Swedish spelling is difficult.
hiss, ja, nej, hej, sverige, sven gorann erikson, tack, forlat, fjaril, tungis, sex, ben, skansen, fritt fall, jag ar lagom, jag ar snygg, JAG AR SVETTIG, apa, spindel, du ar snygg.
Jossan
Haha, and I'm laughing too.... sorry Ben! But you're just hilarious...!!

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